Introducing the revolutionary new product thatno 'stache-owner can afford to be without: the Whisker Dam Mustache Protector! No more annoying sneezes pushing your mustache into your sinus cavity! It's an adjustable, clip-on band of engineering genius that securely holds your mustache in place and prevents any airflow from blowing it around. Plus, it's crafted from the highest-quality materials and has a stylish, classic design that won't clash with any color scheme or wardrobe. So go ahead: protect your 'stache and show the world you mean business!