Are your local parks a little underwhelming? Let us introduce the Subpar Parks! We've taken all the worst aspects of your everyday park and put them all into one very depressing and depressing package! From crooked slides and vandalized playground equipment to overgrown weeds and broken benches, Subpar Parks are the ideal place for parents to give their kids all the thrills of danger without all the responsibility of a parent! And with a guaranteed low-cost investment, Subpar Parks may just be the best order of park fun your family has ever experienced!