Ladies and gentlemen, meet the amazing new Personal Radiation Detector--you know you can't resist! Ever wanted to know exactly how much radiation you absorb on a daily basis just to keep up with the Joneses? Now you can! This cutting-edge device makes it easy to monitor your daily radiation exposure, so you can finally stay ahead of your competition. Strap this wizardry to your wrist and make sure you're the one radiating with style. After all, even superheroes need an extra dose of safety every now and again!