"Say hello to the CRKT Skeggox Outdoor Tactical Axe, your one-stop-shop for all your modern-day Viking swashbuckling needs! Whether you're felling small trees, starting the campfire, or having an epic pillow fight, the Skeggox is here for you. It even comes equipped with an ergonomic handle so that your hands won't cramp up from all the pillaging! So come on and join the Ragnarök with the Skeggox Tactical Axe!"