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Add a seasonal sparkle to your chiseled chin with Beardaments! Make your 'stache twinkle for the holiday season with these festive beard ornaments that are sure to impress your friends and family. Who needs tinsel when you can bedazzle with these top-of-the-line beard ornaments? Make your beard stand out with funky decorations like snowflakes, mistletoe, reindeer antlers and more! Get ready to brighten up your look and make your beard the talk of the town this holiday season with Beardaments!

Have you ever felt like your thumbs have been worked to the bone? Well, worry no more! Introducing the Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool - designed to give your thumbs a much-needed break! Push, press, and rub away those knots and tension and keep using your thumbs for the important things in life, like giving thumbs-up emojis or playing video games! So go on and take a load off that digital muscle - it's time to give your thumbs a break with the Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool!

Fending off unclean water has never been so easy. With this bad boy, the LifeStraw Personal Water Filter, your days of drinking murky river sludge are no more. Get ready to be the envy of all your dudemates! You can finally boldly proclaim, "Trust me, I'm drinking the water here." It's perfect for your next camping trip, remote adventure, or just impressing your friends at the park. Don't hold off on giving yourself the gift of clean water any longer!

Introducing Tindar Wick & Bellow, the perfect choice for any occasion! This versatile combination of a waxed canvas duffel bag and an insulated wax food storage bag offers a range of storage solutions that make life easier. Whether you're headed out on an overnight camping trip or to the office for a lunch date, this duo of dependability is the ultimate companion for your needs. They'll keep your food safe, your gear dry, and the laughs coming. Pick up Tindar Wick & Bellow today and get ready for a wild ride.

Introducing the Cocktail Box Co. Manhattan Cocktail Kit - the ultimate weapon for all you cocktail aficionados out there! This kit is designed to make you a master mixologist, all from the comfort of your own home. With our premium ingredients and easy-to-follow instructions, you'll be shaking, stirring, and sipping like a pro in no time. It's the perfect gift for that special someone who loves a good drink (or for yourself, because you deserve it). So grab your shaker and get ready to impress your friends with your newfound bartending skills. Cheers to a night of delicious drinks and unforgettable memories!

Get ready for an arm-workout! Introducing the revolutionary new World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong. This mighty toy might be small in size, but it packs a big punch! Don't worry, no weights are necessary! With just a few pulls and stretches, this tiny toy will be sure to give you the ultimate workout experience. Unleash his strength and join in on the fun today!

Introducing Amish Beard Balm: Transforming your scruffy facial hair from baby-smooth to moonlight-ready! This wildly popular drinking establishment favorite will ensure your facial fuzz is the talk of the town! After one application, you’ll be ready to get hitched and pursue a trip to the Piggly Wiggly in no time!

Get ready to lose friends and family with Monopoly Deal! This fast-paced card game is perfect for those who love to dominate the board without all the tedious counting and rule-following. With action cards like "Steal," "Deal Breaker," and "Forced Deal," you'll be able to sabotage your opponents' plans and come out on top. And don't worry about getting bored - with over 110 cards, every game is a new adventure. So grab your friends, your sense of humor, and get ready to make some enemies with Monopoly Deal! Just remember, it's all in good fun...right?

Have you ever tried to tune your guitar or ukulele with an app on your phone, only to realize you have to prop it up against a wall or hold it awkwardly in your lap? Say goodbye to those struggles with our clip-on instrument tuner! Simply attach it to your instrument and let the magic happen. The bright, colorful display makes it easy to see even in the dimmest of venues (or your bedroom at 2am). Plus, the clip-on design means you can finally stop using your phone as a makeshift tuner and start using it for what it was really meant for - scrolling through endless social media feeds. So grab a clip-on tuner and get ready to be the most in-tune musician in the room (or at least the one with the coolest accessory).

Tired of soggy cards ruining your game night? Say goodbye to waterlogged cards and hello to the ultimate solution: Waterproof Playing Cards! These cards are perfect for those who love to play in the pool, at the beach, or during a monsoon. Made with high-quality materials, these cards are not only waterproof but also durable and resistant to wear and tear. Plus, they come in a stylish and sleek design that will make your opponents green with envy. So, whether you're a serious card shark or just looking for some fun in the sun, these Waterproof Playing Cards are a must-have for any game collection. Just don't forget the sunscreen!

"Hey dude, ever feel like you need a little extra firepower when opening your beer? Us too! That's why we recommend this awesome Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter. Now you can open your cold ones with style and entertainment! This piece of equipment will give you a bang before you have a bang, and makes a great conversation starter at parties and BBQs. Load it up and fire away - you won't regret it."

Are you, like, really sick of having to put down your phone to go grab that flashlight? Say goodbye to those days, amigo. Introducing the Hands-Free Magnetic Light. It's like strapping a tiny search helicopter to your shirt and never having to worry about seeing in the dark again. Perfect for those late night outdoor concerts, spontaneous camping trips and creepy basements. Get your hands-free magnetic light today and hit the night with a whole new level of freedom.

Do you have an intense love of tight knots? Well then do we have an obsessive illness just for you in the form of the "Nite Ize Figure-9 Rope Tightener"! This handy device takes your rope-tying skills to the next level and eliminates the need for extra arms. Get ready for the most intense rope-tying satisfaction of your life!

Are you tired of those tiny jars of Nutella that barely last a week? Fear not, my fellow chocolate hazelnut spread enthusiasts! Behold, the Huge Jar of Nutella! This bad boy is so big, you could probably swim in it (although we don't recommend trying). With a whopping 5 pounds of deliciousness, you'll never have to worry about running out of Nutella again. Use it as a dip for your favorite fruits, spread it on toast, or just grab a spoon and go to town. And let's be real, who doesn't need a little extra comfort food in their life right now? So go ahead, treat yourself to the Huge Jar of Nutella. Your taste buds (and soul) will thank you.

Say goodbye to lost glasses and hello to the Wood Eyeglass Holder! This little guy is here to keep your specs safe and sound when you're not using them. Made from high-quality wood, this holder is both stylish and functional. Just pop your glasses on his nose and he'll hold onto them for you, no problem. Plus, he's small enough to fit on your desk or bedside table without taking up too much space. And let's be real, who doesn't want a cute little wooden man to hold their glasses for them? Get yourself a Wood Eyeglass Holder today and never lose your glasses again!

Are you tired of your Apple Watch just lying around on your dresser like a lazy bum? Well, it's time to give it a proper home with our Retro Mac Apple Watch Holder! This cute little guy is designed to look like a classic Mac computer from the '80s, complete with the iconic rainbow Apple logo. Simply slide your watch onto the stand and let it rest in style. Plus, with its compact size, it won't take up too much space on your desk, nightstand, or wherever you choose to display it. So, if you want to give your watch the respect it deserves, get your hands on our Retro Mac Apple Watch Holder today!

This Gaiam Restore Finger Massager is the yin to your yang. It's time to double down and take your massage game to the next level - no more knuckling down on the old tennis ball, it's gliding time! This hilarious little spinner looks like an action figure or a collectible from your favorite mobile game, but there's much more to it than just a few laughs. You can easily snap it onto your finger joint to give any tough tension the relief it needs to stay limber and loose. Get your massage game on point with this Gaiam finger mass

Are you tired of groaning at your uncle's lame dad jokes? Well, get ready to cringe even harder with our Exceptionally Bad Dade Jokes! These jokes are so bad, they'll have you laughing and shaking your head at the same time. Perfect for family gatherings, office parties, or just to annoy your friends, these jokes are guaranteed to make you the life of the party (or at least the most eye-rolled person in the room). So if you're looking for some truly terrible humor, look no further than our Exceptionally Bad Dade Jokes! Warning: side effects may include laughter, eye-rolling, and the urge to tell your own terrible jokes.

Feeling lucky? Well, we've got the ultimate prank for you! Our Fake Winning Lottery Tickets are the perfect way to make your unsuspecting friends and family think they've hit the jackpot. Watch as their faces light up with excitement, only to be crushed when they realize it's all a hilarious joke. These tickets are so realistic, they'll have everyone fooled, and you'll be the ultimate prankster. Just be prepared for some serious laughter and maybe a few angry glares. But hey, it's all in good fun, right? So go ahead and add some excitement to your next gathering with our Fake Winning Lottery Tickets. Just don't forget to have a real ticket on hand for the winner!

The Pocket Poker Set is the perfect way to take your poker game on the go! With all the necessary accessories tucked away in a pocket-sized set, you'll be able to bluff your way to victory (or at least pretend to) no matter where you are. Show off your poker skills and make your friends jealous with this stylish and convenient set!

Get your digits into the dirtiest jobs with the Busted Knuckle Garage Magnetic Finger Tool! For those moments when you can't find the right sized tool to fit the tiny space, this tool has you covered - because it's as small as your finger! This little dynamo features a magnetic tip which allows you to pick up even the tiniest nuts and bolts. It's perfect for those times when you just don't want to get your hands greasy. With this tool in your pocket, you'll never be stuck in a tight spot again!

Unlock the ultimate convenience with the Sudski Shower Beer Holder! Let your thirst for a cold one be quenched in the showers of freedom with this shower companion designed for the hop-toting hop-head in all of us. Our sudski holder is the perfect accessory for any shower and allows you to keep a beer (or your favorite beverage) at arm's reach. It attaches quickly to any tiled wall and can hold up to 12 fluid ounces! Now you don't have to worry about losing any precious beers to your shower. Live in the glorious land of